Engineer vs technician. Who's better?

“Engineer bukan tau buat kerja.nak tukaq lubricant oil pun bukan reti"

"Technician ni SBR tank pun dia tak tau benda apa.tu belum aku keluar teori2 saintifik lagi"

"engineneer tau nak ngarah orang ja.padahal apa yang dia suruh tu, tak masuk akal"

"technician ni, orang bagi kerja semua tak boleh"

Kisah "The Malay dilemma" aku

The Malay Dilemma is title of a book.Written by Dr Mahathir.

Just to be clear,I never write about politic here.I just want to write about a person. An incredible person that is.

Do you have an imaginary friend?

I like to follow then unfollow

Lets look at X.

X often complain when their follower unfollowed them. X claim that the unfollowing follower unfollowed them because the followee (or X) did not follow them back.

I was a kerepek seller! (best job eva)

What do you do after SPM?
For me. I work as a kerepek & asam seller!
(and work at PTG-Pejabat Tanah & Galian)
I love it.

Blue or Red pill

Ever watch The Matrix?

I know some people walk out the movie saying 

"tak paham apa2 pun.." or "too complex"

It is true. It's the kind of movie that you have to watch 2 or 3 times to catch all the details.

But overall it's awesome!

My post today will relate to this movie. So if you never so the movie,I recommend you watch it first before reading this post. Up to you. Your choice.

Are your specialty, also your hobby?

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I pretty much learn this lesson the hard way.
Your hobby is not your specialty.

First Encounter : Industrial Training

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I am currently having my internship programme at Western Digital Media.
It is a strange experience. It is like I'm back at high school again.New kid on the school.

Story of a little bird

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There once was a little bird who live in the time of Prophet Ibrahim AS. When Prophet Ibrahim AS was burned by the villagers, a little bird saw what happen and decide to put out the fire to help Prophet Ibrahim AS. The bird scoop up water from the river but it is not enough because the bird's beak is small. Larger birds in the vicinity watched and laughed at the little bird and they said " Why are you carrying the water? "
The little bird said " To put out the fire around Prophet Ibrahim AS "
The larger birds continue laughing. "How could you put out that fire with such a small amount of water? It is pointless"

Do you know what the little bird replied?

Engineering Jokes

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Tomorow I have Reactor Design's test. Lets pretend I forget it for a moment.
Heres some Funny comics I manage to find.
Click the picture to enlarge it.

  *the pipe is a Hadron CollideR

Exam ohh exam

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Situasi: Korang baru habis keluar exam yang amat2 susah tahap 5/0 (geek joke..yeah I'm one of them!). So, korang pun jalan balik bilik dengan hati yang tengah down. Tiba-tiba classmate korang tepuk bahu.

kawan: weh cam mana tadi?
AT: susah doww..dah la equation tak bagi..dah tu aku buat tak sempat habis..
kawan: laa...hang tak tau ka..kan ada soalan bocor..Senang ja aku rasa..
AT: grrr...

AT tak kisah la korang ada soalan bocor yang korang tak nak kongsi.Yang tu AT faham. Tapi tak perlu lah brag about it. Simpan sorang-sorang sudah la.Kalau dia tak cerita, at least AT boleh balik dengan perasaan "well..I try my best..". Tapi sekarang ni, hati AT dok kata " I'm so gonna have a bad result "

Kalau nak cerita yang dia ada soalan bocor,bagitahulah sebelum exam. Kalau bagitahu lepas exam nak buat apa.

AT kan..kalau orang tanya "how exam tadi ?"

AT prefer jawab "jom repeat sem depan.."
or                       "Habis lah..Jumpa Dr Radzi lagi lah taun depan"
x pun                  "Bila tarikh untuk daftar nak repeat ek?"

Bagi AT, orang yang tanya soalan tu, tanya untuk legakan hati dia. Kalau dia x dapat jawab, dia rasa lebih happy sebab ada geng. Selalunya kalau orang yang dapat jawab, dia tak akan tanya orang lain.



Haishh..kadang-kadang tu terasa sangat dengan mereka ini. Kalau dapat tips ke,ape ke, semua simpan sorang. Tak nak kongsi
"Kalau kongsi,habislah semua orang boleh jawab..macam mana aku nak score nanti.."
"Aku kongsi dengan kawan2 rapat aku je.."
and so on..alasan2x

Anyway,thats what happen today..
Have this kind of situation ever happen to you? share it~

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How To Sleep less!

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For an engineering student like me,workload is huge. You won't find time to do all your work. 24 hours is not so long actually.

 24 hours
-8 (Sleep)
-8 (lectures)
-2 (daily activities like take a bath,journey to class,praying)
-2 (eat)
-2(Sport/game/entertainment)
= 2 hours!!

2 hours? We can't possibly do all our work in 2 hour. Notice that big 8 representing sleep? we can reduce it to 4 or 5. That way we'll have more time.

It is possible to reduce your time of sleep.The trick is to know how

What to do when you 'blur' inside exam hall

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I just got back from Transport Phenomena's test. It is brutal. I dunno about anyone else but I can't answer a single thing. But naturally as an engineering student,you should never ever leave your answer sheet empty.Heres some tips.

Facebook versus everything else

I often hear people argue

“I only need my beloved FB.Don’t need anything else. Blog-can do in FB. Twitter-also can do in FB, Youtube-also in FB”

“It’s not the same loo”

“What not same..You don't know how to use,mengaku saja loo”

"ahh you crazy aa..go die la!!"

"You go die yourself!! *bam2x"

I leave the rest of the argument for the viewer's own imagination to ponder. 

Anyway.this is the new dilemma. Do we need anything else?  Status update in twitter, video streaming in youtube, article in blog, can all be done in FB. So, why you need anything else?

Chemical Engineering in IPTA

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 This post today, I dedicate it to the SPM's,STPM's and the matriculation student.

You might be in euphoria right now. You just finish your exam.Well,all I can say is go celebrate every bit of your freedom.You deserve it.
or....
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Different Dialect in Malaysia

I just realized how hard it is to describe a situation in Bahasa Malaysia

I don't know why but I took too many word to describe simple scene

and I cannot make it sound catchy.

For example:

He is wearing a leaf green,eye catching T-shirt with a Brown tweet jacket and he match it with a yellow jeans

( I don't know who will wear this outfit but stay with me guys)

translation:

Dia pakai baju T-shirt hijau daun yang sangat menyerlah bersama jaket tweet dan pakai seluar jean bewarna kuning

see my point?
Please do send your suggestion on how I could improve it
It would really help me write my novel

But when used properly by an expert,it can be very beautiful

For example,in the puisi or pantun

or in the P ramlee's movie and song,it is nice